Well I left you a voicemail but you probably won't be able to hear it because my mic is fucked up. I think you need to come down here and take it in for me.
I hate this phone so bad I'm going to lose all of my friends because of it
Yeah...you probably will...
well, you're marked off my christmas card list for next year.
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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