But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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