HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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