i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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