Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
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How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
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I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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