i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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