You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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