week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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