I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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