i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I think people are normalizing furries
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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