Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
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