Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
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Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
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you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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