I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
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shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
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I will pee on everything he values.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
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