just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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