this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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