Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
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Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
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He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
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