So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
She said her name was "party"
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
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