If i come over, it means nothing
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
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