Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
apparently, "please pick me up from the airport" also means "i got drunk on the flight and need to give you roadhead in broad daylight"
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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