Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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