I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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