Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
i've created a new STD.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Randomize
