How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
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She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
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I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
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