Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
My feet surprised me
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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