no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
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