ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
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It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
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You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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