I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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