Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Hi. This might be awkward, but I met you on saturday at about 330 am. I have to admit I don't remember your name, what we talked about, or various details of how I got home. What I do remember is that I was invested enough in getting your number to ask my cab driver for a pen to write it down since my phone was dead. So do you want to meet, soberer, some time?
Hey bro I think you got the wrong number I'm a dude
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
After tacos, we're chasing women.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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