So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
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do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
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I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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