Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
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