I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
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Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
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i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
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