Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
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I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
My penis needs a shock collar
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
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you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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