i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
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I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
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You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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