Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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