Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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