Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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