i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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