took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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