these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
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omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
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A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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