i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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