they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
