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I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
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I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
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It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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