how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Randomize
