her vagine was all disorganized.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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