So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Randomize
