he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
