planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
Randomize
