No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.