fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
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My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
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Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!