Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
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By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
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I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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