3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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