hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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