PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
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funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
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It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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