She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Randomize
