he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
Randomize
