If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
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I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
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So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
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