I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
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